Bravon Cadets Living In High State of Paranoia

Psychologists of Planet Bravon are alarmed at the exponentially increasing rate of severe paranoia among Cadets.

Since Monday, many Cadets have experienced anxiety, trepidation, and some claim to have premonitions of the Armageddon that's about to come. All this, despite the relative serenity of the planet throughout the 7 days.

One Cadet, who declined to be named, felt that there was something wrong, a "strong disturbance in the Force", with the fact that Bravon was so peaceful. "Usually the Devil's Advocate would be around preying on harmless Cadets, but this week, nothing happened at all. There must be something wrong, something in store that would devastate the whole population."

A particularly paranoid Cadet, who wishes to be referred to as Zulu-Romeo, said that "Armageddon is emminent. We should take extreme precautionary measures to prevent the total annihilation of the Planet. I say again, ARMAGEDDON IS COMING!*"

Newsflash: Armageddon has been postponed to next Tuesday.

Cruiser, Planet Bravon correspondent, signing off.

Planetwide Sanitization in Process, Late Departure Flight Timings Expected

Late departure flight timings are expected as Bravon authorities have decided to sanitize the entire planet within a timespan of 8 Bhours (equivalent to 16 Earth hours). Many Cadets are unhappy with this decision, and some have made their weak voices heard albeit to no avail.

The Chairman has hence decided to hold a press conference at 1100 Bhours to address the situation and the need to sanitize and restore the former glory of Planet Bravon, which in recent decades has begun to go into decadence.

"The higher authorities have come to a decision after much discussion and analysis, and I personally find a need to restore our beautiful planet to its former glory. I sincerely hope that Cadets can co-operate and think maturely. It's not as if we have cancelled the departure flights - they have just been delayed." So said the President of Planet Bravon at the press conference held in the Arena.

Says one Cadet, "Well I guess we have to follow his decision. It isn't so often that we get to get the whole planet help in restoration of our motherland, ya know."

Tempers are flaring and there is an aura of unhappiness, but without a doubt, tomorrow will be much better. Cruiser, Planet Bravon correspondent, signing off.

Introduction to the Lifeforms on Planet Bravon

The Devil's Advocate

Description: Shapeshifter, manifests itself in many forms and entities, ranging from more beng-looking to relatively harmless-looking beings. Easily distinguished by its tail, which is bloody long to ensure it is more easily stepped on.
Attack: Dishes out a multi-hit combo, sometimes leaving victims looking like cockroaches sprayed with Baygon, other times making victims book out at 2100 hours.

The Gargantuan

Description: Often lurks in the darkest crevices of Bravon, the Gargantuan often roams about for food and night, and makes a distinctive grunt. Especially loves penguins and their siblings.
Attack: Wields a weapon which looks like a folded up stick, often used to crush nuts. When agitated, it makes a sound which goes "cheebeh, cheebeh".

The Muscular Angel

Description: The common misconception is that the Muscular Angel is fierce, but it often neutralises the effects of the Devil's Advocate.
Attack: Although it is commonly a friend than a foe, it occasionally turns its back on you when annoyed. To counter this, always have a super dark-green Smart-4 in handy.

The Renegade Master

Description: The Renegade Master is often spotted in one dark corner, with a calculator in hand and a few minions under his command, often those with handicaps such as EX L/L or Attend B. They toil day and night for him, into the wee hours of the morning.
Attack: Though relatively harmless, it attacks viciously with a good dose of "Don't fucking blur!" right in your face, often leaving the victim mute, or something of similar effect. More often than not, the victim is hypnotised into working for him.

The Amb-Trooper

Description: Often stalks around looking for innocent victims that may lay in his path to bring under his command. His minions are responsible for transporting weapons and other essential items. Often seen lurking with a motorbike and a couple of PRC 610s.
Attack: The Amb-Trooper attacks when the victims are at their busiest, causing much confusion in its wake.

The Cadet

Description: The lowest lifeform on Bravon, the Cadet lurks around, often on all fours, and when it does move on its lower limbs it runs swiftly (or tries to). Little is known about this creature, except that the two distinct white striped patterns on both its shoulders tell them apart from other creatures. It is said that they form their own communities and have their own leader too.
Attack: -Unknown-

DISCLAIMER: This entry is not meant to be defamatory in any way and is fictional, any coincidence to any person or event in real life is purely coincidental.