Bravon Cadets Living In High State of Paranoia

Psychologists of Planet Bravon are alarmed at the exponentially increasing rate of severe paranoia among Cadets.

Since Monday, many Cadets have experienced anxiety, trepidation, and some claim to have premonitions of the Armageddon that's about to come. All this, despite the relative serenity of the planet throughout the 7 days.

One Cadet, who declined to be named, felt that there was something wrong, a "strong disturbance in the Force", with the fact that Bravon was so peaceful. "Usually the Devil's Advocate would be around preying on harmless Cadets, but this week, nothing happened at all. There must be something wrong, something in store that would devastate the whole population."

A particularly paranoid Cadet, who wishes to be referred to as Zulu-Romeo, said that "Armageddon is emminent. We should take extreme precautionary measures to prevent the total annihilation of the Planet. I say again, ARMAGEDDON IS COMING!*"

Newsflash: Armageddon has been postponed to next Tuesday.

Cruiser, Planet Bravon correspondent, signing off.