Introduction to the Lifeforms on Planet Bravon
The Devil's Advocate
Description: Shapeshifter, manifests itself in many forms and entities, ranging from more beng-looking to relatively harmless-looking beings. Easily distinguished by its tail, which is bloody long to ensure it is more easily stepped on.
Attack: Dishes out a multi-hit combo, sometimes leaving victims looking like cockroaches sprayed with Baygon, other times making victims book out at 2100 hours.
The Gargantuan
Description: Often lurks in the darkest crevices of Bravon, the Gargantuan often roams about for food and night, and makes a distinctive grunt. Especially loves penguins and their siblings.
Attack: Wields a weapon which looks like a folded up stick, often used to crush nuts. When agitated, it makes a sound which goes "cheebeh, cheebeh".
The Muscular Angel
Description: The common misconception is that the Muscular Angel is fierce, but it often neutralises the effects of the Devil's Advocate.
Attack: Although it is commonly a friend than a foe, it occasionally turns its back on you when annoyed. To counter this, always have a super dark-green Smart-4 in handy.
The Renegade Master
Description: The Renegade Master is often spotted in one dark corner, with a calculator in hand and a few minions under his command, often those with handicaps such as EX L/L or Attend B. They toil day and night for him, into the wee hours of the morning.
Attack: Though relatively harmless, it attacks viciously with a good dose of "Don't fucking blur!" right in your face, often leaving the victim mute, or something of similar effect. More often than not, the victim is hypnotised into working for him.
The Amb-Trooper
Description: Often stalks around looking for innocent victims that may lay in his path to bring under his command. His minions are responsible for transporting weapons and other essential items. Often seen lurking with a motorbike and a couple of PRC 610s.
Attack: The Amb-Trooper attacks when the victims are at their busiest, causing much confusion in its wake.
The Cadet
Description: The lowest lifeform on Bravon, the Cadet lurks around, often on all fours, and when it does move on its lower limbs it runs swiftly (or tries to). Little is known about this creature, except that the two distinct white striped patterns on both its shoulders tell them apart from other creatures. It is said that they form their own communities and have their own leader too.
Attack: -Unknown-
DISCLAIMER: This entry is not meant to be defamatory in any way and is fictional, any coincidence to any person or event in real life is purely coincidental.
Description: Shapeshifter, manifests itself in many forms and entities, ranging from more beng-looking to relatively harmless-looking beings. Easily distinguished by its tail, which is bloody long to ensure it is more easily stepped on.
Attack: Dishes out a multi-hit combo, sometimes leaving victims looking like cockroaches sprayed with Baygon, other times making victims book out at 2100 hours.
The Gargantuan
Description: Often lurks in the darkest crevices of Bravon, the Gargantuan often roams about for food and night, and makes a distinctive grunt. Especially loves penguins and their siblings.
Attack: Wields a weapon which looks like a folded up stick, often used to crush nuts. When agitated, it makes a sound which goes "cheebeh, cheebeh".
The Muscular Angel
Description: The common misconception is that the Muscular Angel is fierce, but it often neutralises the effects of the Devil's Advocate.
Attack: Although it is commonly a friend than a foe, it occasionally turns its back on you when annoyed. To counter this, always have a super dark-green Smart-4 in handy.
The Renegade Master
Description: The Renegade Master is often spotted in one dark corner, with a calculator in hand and a few minions under his command, often those with handicaps such as EX L/L or Attend B. They toil day and night for him, into the wee hours of the morning.
Attack: Though relatively harmless, it attacks viciously with a good dose of "Don't fucking blur!" right in your face, often leaving the victim mute, or something of similar effect. More often than not, the victim is hypnotised into working for him.
The Amb-Trooper
Description: Often stalks around looking for innocent victims that may lay in his path to bring under his command. His minions are responsible for transporting weapons and other essential items. Often seen lurking with a motorbike and a couple of PRC 610s.
Attack: The Amb-Trooper attacks when the victims are at their busiest, causing much confusion in its wake.
The Cadet
Description: The lowest lifeform on Bravon, the Cadet lurks around, often on all fours, and when it does move on its lower limbs it runs swiftly (or tries to). Little is known about this creature, except that the two distinct white striped patterns on both its shoulders tell them apart from other creatures. It is said that they form their own communities and have their own leader too.
Attack: -Unknown-
DISCLAIMER: This entry is not meant to be defamatory in any way and is fictional, any coincidence to any person or event in real life is purely coincidental.
posted by Cruiser at 9/03/2005 08:37:00 pm
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